House of Pink Sugar Buttfuckery

sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

fortidogi:

atomicwrongs:

atomicwrongs:

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes

animentality:

magicalboycupid:

aphr0dyke:

this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

memewhore:

memeuplift:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I’ll do it myself

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

headspace-hotel:

starry-genome:

digitaldiscipline:

cassandrasimplex:

cassandrasimplex:

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

Y’all missed the best part:

Category 5 Glup Shitto event

weaselle:

pomrania:

shinolavolume1:

grotesqueman:

look at this

The video has audio, noises that – in some pattern I haven’t yet figured out – match the impacts of the circles; it adds to the experience, but isn’t necessary, if you don’t want to turn the volume on.

i… i never turned the sound on this video before

nrmnas: